NEWS ALERT! Tattooed people don't want to hear about your tattoos!

I am not a heavily tattooed person. Okay, I have a few (9), but by no means am I decked out. And last time I checked I am not wearing a sign that states anything implying that I want to hear about your tattoo, or your child's tattoo, or your friend's tattoo. I am sure that your Woody the Woodpecker has great sentimental value to you and your 8th grade boyfriend, but I don’t give a flying rat’s ass!

NEWS ALERT! Some people feel bad about not revealing to you their "sexual health condition."

I was too scared of rejection and wanted my few minutes of fun with you. SELFISH. I now realize the damage I have done with your potential health, the potential health of your future partners, no chance for us to have a relationship, and the forgiveness that I may never receive.

AND NEWS ALERT! Somebody almost hit somebody else while riding their bicycle.

I've about had it with you fuckers: every weekday morning and afternoon I've commuted by bike like a good treehugger/prairie fairy and I've had it with assholes driving their vehicles like retards.

You know who I've just about had it with? WHINEY FUCKING BABIES BITCHING ABOUT PEOPLE ALMOST HITTING THEM ON THEIR BIKES!! Shut UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!!!! (Ahem. Sorry.) If you have a confession or rant you'd like to share with the world, by all means do so on the new I, Anonymous Blog. It's a nice place, with nice people.