Hey, some people don't like to sleep alone... I get that. But I'm really not sure that a creepy moving robot pillow is the answer. Check this out!

As part of his graduate thesis, German designer Stefan Ulrich worked with electroactive polymers (EPAs), a type of synthetic material—similar to everyday plastic—that changes shape in response to an electric current.
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Ulrich, however, decided to take advantage of the material’s unique properties to create a shape-shifting robot of marshmallow texture and color. Ulrich claims the project, which he calls Funktionide, provides its user “with an atmosphere of presence, thus counteracting the feeling of loneliness.”

Here it is in "action."

GAHHH!! Fuck you, Kraut! This is just another post-Third Reich trick to smother people in their sleep! (Wait... does it have a vagina? If so, forget I called you a Kraut.)