Attention, lovers of the original Melrose Place: It is my great honor to inform you (if you don't know already) that Amanda Woodward and Peter Burns—AKA Heather Locklear and Jack Wagner—are GETTING MARRIED IN REAL LIFE!

This is wonderful news for the involved parties, but it rejuvenates my fear that one day Laura Leighton—AKA the woman who played Sydney—will be hit by a car on her wedding day.