Guys, just you wait until Newt Gingrich really starts campaigning for president. Then you'll all be sorry:

“I actually think this is a little bit like watching Walmart grow,” [Gingrich] said before taking the stage with his wife, Callista, at Yorba Linda’s Nixon Library on Wednesday evening. “You watch the way we’re developing new approaches and new ideas and the way we’re using the internet — I think over the next 60 days you will see a campaign that is so fundamentally different from anything you’ve seen. It will be very appealing to people who know that we’re in a period where we need very dramatic change.”

He's got exciting new plans for the internet, just like Walmart! You've never seen anything like Newt 2.0 3.0 4.0 4.2 OSX before. He will have exciting new web logs—also known as "'blogs"—on his site, and if you're lucky, you will be able to leave a (positive) comment or two after Newt publishes a press release on those (giggle!) 'blogs. Look out, Walmart Barack Obama Mitt Romney Tim Pawlenty Jon Huntsman!