Jason Isbell & the 400 Unit - Live at Keller Auditorium March 4!
Jason Isbell has established himself as one of the most respected songwriters of his generation. Don’t miss Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit, March 4th at Keller Auditorium!

Okay, fine, it shows three things:

• Some woods

• Jennifer Lawrence in some woods

• Some woods on fire

Support The Portland Mercury

• And I guess they did a pretty snazzy job animating that logo

I don't mean to be a killjoy—promise!—but when the most interesting part of your highly anticipated, heavily hyped teaser is Rue's mockingjay call (which, should you want to spend one minute downloading a six-second-long audio snippet, is, bewilderingly, available on iTunes), maybe that's not the best sign. And don't even get me started on how we didn't get even a single frame of those sexily posed "men of the Hunger Games"! C'mon, Lionsgate! What do you think I'm seeing this movie for? Katniss? Pfft.

SLAY Film Fest
In person at the Clinton St. Theater 10/29 & 10/30