You're goddamn RIGHT I watched the entirety of last night's GOP debates—because I loooooove watching a train jump the tracks and flip, flip, flip before bursting into flames. However, I can totally understand if you had better things to do. On the other hand, if you're feeling bad about supposedly being "uninformed" or whatever, you should remember two things: 1) These candidates are deeply, deeply DUMB and have almost NOTHING of value to say, and 2) you can watch this video which nicely and ACCURATELY wraps up the entire dumb proceedings in 45 seconds.