Monopoly Mans favorite MFNW bands are Neurosis and Big Freedia.
  • Monopoly Man's favorite MFNW bands are Neurosis and Big Freedia.
Having a fun and gratuitously expensive MusicfestNW, Richy McRicherson? Enjoying champagne and caviar while seeing all your favorite bands, Scrooge McWalletfull?

Chances are, you're as broke as the rest of us, which is why we put together—at great expense, ironically—the first and only FREE Guide to MusicfestNW. Did you know that, in addition to all of the regular MusicfestNW shows, scads of bands are playing freebie performances? For example, Typhoon is playing in the Doug Fir right now for free, and if you didn't know about it, that's because you didn't check out our FREE guide. There's lots more chances to see tons of music, so without further ado, click on this and start watching the dollars roll in*.

*I am obligated to inform you that no actual dollars will come rolling in, but at the very least they'll stop rolling out.