You may or may not be aware that some jerk put tacks in the bike lanes on North Vancouver and North Williams a couple weeks ago, causing numerous commuters to get flat tires.

Well, one of my favorite Portlanders just emailed to say that he's offering a $500 reward for anyone who can provide information leading to the conviction of the at-tacker. This guy! Mark Allyn, who makes his own "artistic clothes" and wearable lighting, is offering up the five Benjamins.

  • hey-o!

Anyone with information about the tacks is asked to call Allyn's lawyer, Ray Thomas, at (503) 228-5222.