My. This person sounds rather miffed.

I hope you get your eyes plucked out by insane pelicans while wild ferrets gnaw at your genitals. I hope your dreams crumble to dust and and all that you love and hope for dissolves into nothing, you fucking thief. May wild boars feast upon your intestines and vomit them back into your screaming mouth.

What's got this person's goat? Find out here (and drop off your own pile of pent up rage, whydon'tcha) at the home of dissolving hope and dreams, the I, Anonymous Blog!