STONER—If you like your comedy on the stoney side, you're already familiar with the blunt-huffing stylings of Doug Benson. If not, get thee to the internet: His podcast Doug Loves Movies is a great place to start. AH
Helium Comedy Club, 1510 SE 9th, Tues & Wed, 8 pm, $20

FLYING GUILLOTINE—One of mankind's greatest inventions, the flying guillotine is a little razor-studded hat that kung fu masters can artfully throw onto your head—AND THEN USE IT TO DECAPTIATE YOU. Witness this wondrous device in all its 35mm glory in Jimmy Wang Yu's Master of the Flying Guillotine (1976), one of the coolest, most batshit-crazy kung fu flicks ever made! EH
Hollywood Theatre, 4122 NE Sandy, 7:30 pm, $7