Man, Hulk Hogan was awesome.

Before the terrible movies, before the reality TV show, before his son crashed that car, Hulk Hogan was the man.

That's why a video like this is so confusing for me. As a gaming critic I have no faith that this Kinect title will be even remotely worthwhile, but as a child of the 1980s, I want to believe everything Hogan says. Remember when he told us to eat our vitamins? Brother, you better believe I ate some damn vitamins. And when he joined the nWo? I totally dyed my goatee black too!

But this ... I mean, what is this? What hath Hulkamania wrought?