Tonight is the debut of Last Man Standing (ABC, 8 pm) signaling the TV sitcom return of Tim Allen, best known for annoying you nearly to death with his stupid "grunt, grunt, grunt" sound in Home Improvement. His new show is about a sexist douchebag who gets downsized from his job and decides to spend the time at home getting to know his wife and daughters—which erupts in hilarity because... you know... women are KAAAAA-RAAAAAA-ZYYYYYYY!
In case you're thinking about checking it out, here are some reviews to read first.

Slate: "Very probably the worst sitcom on network television, Last Man Standing makes Whitney Cummings look like Noël Coward. It is hammily acted, lousily written, and shoddily designed."

Washington Post: "At several points during the lazily conceived and terribly executed Tim Allen sitcom Last Man Standing, one can distinctly hear a studio audience not laughing."

Miami Herald: "With tediously unfunny scripts and a listless cast that looks as if it can barely wait for the director to shout 'Cut!' so it can head en masse to the unemployment office, Last Man Standing is some kind of voracious video parasite that sucks out all intellect, sense of purpose or will to live."

Shall I go on? No? Great! See you at my place tonight at 8 pm, and wear your Jonathan Taylor Thomas T-shirt!