A couple in Scio (a tiny rural Oregon town which has trouble holding onto its mascot fowl) are hosting their own occupation in response to Occupy Wall Street.

Here is their logo:

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And here is a quote from a woman who works at the town store: "If we would have an ‘Occupy Scio,' it'd be a party, like our lamb show."

The false Occupiers are asking everyone to come down to the new fair pavilion and set up a "Capitalist Profit Mall" for the day—which will likely resemble a sort of Tea Bagger Saturday Market.

"What should you bring to the 'Occupation'? YOU, your friends and family, an American Flag, money and an 'I love America' attitude!"

Sadly, the event is now being promoted by Freedom Works, the shady right wing nonprofit, erasing some of its small town charm.