GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! I ran down hill and I RUSHED RUSHED, I ran down the hill TRYIN' TO CATCH THE BUS! Let's go to press.

Remember when we bailed out Citigroup? Now they're reporting a $3.8 billion gain... and no, for some reason that doesn't make me happy.

On a somewhat related note, here is the dick headline of the day about the Occupy movement: "One Month in, Protests Yet to Topple Capitalism." I'm kinda thinking this reporter missed the point.

In Seattle, cops swarm in and dismantle the Occupy Seattle camp at Westlake Park, and allegedly arrest half a dozen protesters.

Meanwhile around here, 50 Occupy Portland protesters occupied the St. Johns bridge yesterday. OCCUPY ST. JOHNS!!

A woman is killed protesting the government in Yemen, inspiring THOUSANDS to march against the capitol today.

Iran says that maaaaaaybe they'll look into charges they hired someone to kill a Saudi ambassador on American soil, and... what's that? They've looked, found nothing, and wish us all a pleasant day.

Race car driver and Indy 500 winner Dan Wheldon dies in a 15 car crash in yesterday's Las Vegas Indycar series.

Star Trek actor "Zachary Quinto is a Gay Man" screams an awkward Daily News headline.

Another awkward headline: "Mind-Blowing Sex Causes Amnesia in 54-Year-Old Woman." Lady, I'm sure you won't remember this... but you're welcome.

Locally, a woman on a MAX train holds the door open for a friend. A man gets into an argument with her about it, and she stabs him twice in the chest and once in the arm. It pays to be friendly.

Now here's what's going on in your neck of the woods: Cloudy with sun smashes today, and a balmy high of 70 degrees tomorrow!

And finally, the Occupiers are getting their message out the old-fashioned way: a commercial!