Obama's Teleprompter! Someone swiped the presidential teleprompter, along with a bunch of other goodies from a White House van.

Hillary in Libya: The Secretary of State told a crowd in Tripoli that she wants to see Gadhafi killed or captured ASAP, please.

Arrest that Hoodlum! Cornel West is arrested at Occupy DC.

Don't Worry, There's an App for That: An Occupy-oriented "I'm getting arrested" app hits the market.

Israeli Soldier Swapped: Israeli Soldier Gilad Shalit had been held by Hamas for four years, until the battling sides worked out a deal to trade him for thousands of Israeli-held prisoners.

When There's Nothing Left to Burn: A young nun protesting the Chinese occupation of Tibet sets herself on fire.

Terrible Things that Horrible People Do: A woman is accused of keeping developmentally disabled people chained in her basement.

Imagine There's No Pizza: Former Godfather's president-turned-real-presidental-candidate Herman Cain sings a cover song about pizza.

Cannibal Island: Was a German yachter roasted and eaten in the South Pacific?

Penguin Sweaters!! That's what these critters need right now.

Online Oregon Gambling: Yay or Nay? The governor delays the rollout of a state lottery game site, worried that it's too alluring to kids.