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It's not so much the costume that freaks me out... it's the COSTUME'S NAME.

Dr. Howie Feltersnatch M.D. Gynecologist Costume

They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away, butthey won't be able to stay away from this amusing get-up! This doctor's name will have the women ru nning & the men laughing hysterically. Dr. Feltersnatch says, No appointments necessary.

Sigh. Discuss.