#OCCUPYPINKMARTINI—The 99 percent is severely lacking in jobs, health insurance, and patriotic sing-alongs. Local faves Pink Martini and Storm Large spearhead a noontime Occupy solidarity rally with performances of "This Land Is Your Land" and speeches from smart politicos like that commie pinko (bless his heart) Congressman Earl Blumenauer. SM
Pioneer Courthouse Square, SW 6th & Morrison, 11:30 am-1:30 pm, FREE

—Travel with us back in time to the awesomest, most tubular decade ever when PBR Presents: the 1980s! Some of Portland's funnest bands—including Casey Neill, the Eastsiders, the My Oh Mys, Jim Brunberg, and many more—cover your '80s faves in this FREE show! (And if there's no Kajagoogoo? I'll jump onstage and do it myself!!) WSH
Mississippi Studios, 3939 N Mississippi, 9 pm, FREE