Forget about the Colonel Saunders Park occupation in Southeast Portland, the real occupation is happening right under our noses — literally. Earlier this week, 99 percent of the world's (and Portland's) smallest park, Mill Ends, was under serious occupation.

Located on the slim median strip between SW Naito Parkway lanes near SW Taylor St, this tiny park has clearly successfully slashed the one percent, as the occupation is no long intact. Or maybe the city refused to give them bathrooms. All that is left is that creepy clown doll, and I'm not asking it any questions.