Parents seem to love this irreverent kids' book. And it's pretty funny, but a little wasted on cheerfully childless me, so I'm throwing my copy at the internet. Best parenting haiku in the comments wins it. Contest closes at 4 today; make sure there's a working email address attached to your account so I can contact you if you win.

The book's author, Adam Mansbach, is reading at the downtown Powell's at 7:30 pm. (Your guess is as good as mine what that's gonna entail. It's not a very long book.)