W00TSTOCK—Former Starfleet Ensign Wesley Crusher and current professional nerd Wil Wheaton plays host, along with troubadour-comedy duo Paul and Storm, to a night of various vaudevillian pursuits of the geeky ilk. Hold onto your horn-rims, it's going to be a night of meme-tastic spazzery, music, readings, and laughs. CF
w/the Doubleclicks; Aladdin Theater, 3017 SE Milwaukie, 8 pm, $18-20, all ages

—Looking for some groovy blues? Black Joe Lewis and the Honeybears have you covered tonight. The Austin garage blues group, inspired by greats like Howlin' Wolf and James Brown, will surely get you offa that thang and onto the dance floor. With hits like "Big Booty Woman" and "Booty City," it's inevitable. Come on down for a soulful eve. AZ
w/the Sheepdogs, Dikes of Holland; Wonder Ballroom, 128 NE Russell, 8 pm, $18-22, all ages