I'm halfway convinced that Game of Thrones is less an epic fantasy and more a mean-spirited attempt by George R.R. Martin and his goddamn cronies to teach the virtue of patience to a world that's grown to have none.

So while we spend the next decade grumpily waiting for book six, and while we wait until April for the forever-in-production season two, well... at least HBO knows how to market their shit. Here's a two-minute, behind-the-scenes ad for the show's second season, and it looks like it's gonna be great. Also, Arya, as always, is totally badass even though she's only in this for like two seconds, and even though she has boy hair now. VERY CLEVER, ARYA, THAT WILL TOTALLY FOOL EVERYONE