DELOREAN You bet your ass it works.
  • DELOREAN You bet your ass it works.

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Thanks to my buddy Dave, I am now the proud owner of a 1/24 scale replica of the DeLorean from Back to the Future Part II. (Note the Mr. Fusion Home Energy Reactor.) Obviously, Dave is now better than all of my other friends and my clear favorite, but moving on: Now that this 1/24 scale DeLorean resides on my desk, it raises an important question. Which of my unsuspecting officemates shall find that, at some point while they were "at lunch" or "in the bathroom" or "gone home to sleep," I have carefully poured two thin, parallel lines of gasoline upon their desk and then lit them on fire, so as to more accurately replicate what happens when this tiny DeLorean reaches 88 MPH?

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