Blazers vs. 76ers - Hot Live Blog Action

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That was some ugly basketball. But at least LaMarcus is looking good.
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What the other me said. Blazers somehow looked great, yet played terrible.
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FYI: Rob texted me and informed me that the internet is down at the Rose Garden. Clearly he pulled the plug after being winded after just two quarters. The lockout left him with flabby fingers, unable to handle the rigors of nonstop blogging.
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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE REST OF THE PLAY BY PLAY?!?
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Hey Rob, glad to have you aboard. Cant wait to post drunk shit that doesn't make sense after more blazer games.
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WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THE BLAZERS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
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Love the up-tempo. Liked the way they didn't seize up at game's end. A nice break from year's past. Probably could've played more cautiously, though. I think Felton will play well. He's a tough little tank. I know it's only one game but there was a noticeable end-of-game basketball IQ gap between Andre Miller and Felton. Of course none of that would've mattered if not for a ridiculous barrage of threes from Williams and Iguadola.

Couldn't help check Denver's stats. 18 points for Miller on 6 of 8 shooting. ESPN highlights had Fernandez playing defense and making steals.
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Sweet fucking christ its game fucking 2! Good luck to the Trailblazers, and good luck to you if I am somewhere watching the NFL playoffs and one of 4eyed bearded little turds wants the "the Blazer Channel" on. I will slap you right the fuck out of that "vintage" shirt
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Showstopper,

It's gotta be frustrating when a Portlander in a Portland sports bar wants to watch the Portland Trail Blazers when all you want is to enjoy the Pittsburgh Cowboys vs. the Carolina Bay Jets.

Fucking hipsters.
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If most of you (I am a Blazer fan and have been for 25 plus years. you?) actually knew fuck all about basketball in general, it would be far more enjoyable missing a NFL playoff game for a game fucking 7 out of 66 fucking games to hear and see a bunch of fuckwad bearded whitebread 20-30 clueless dorks scream every time ANYTHING happens, yell AND ONE (do you know how fucking retarded that is? really?) every time anyone gets fouled or touched any generally act like douchebags. If this is you, my apologies. I am from Boston, (ie like many of you IM NOT FROM HERE), but have been here a while and love the Blazers. I like the Celtic and Patriots more, sorry. I am also sorry that
a) unlike 90% of you I actually was involved in sports at the high school and college level (ie not a 120 ib 4 eyed bearded nerd)b)Portland does not and probably never will have a NFl franchise C) you think that any player on the Blazers (outside of politeness) relates to you nerds. Oh, and you calling me a hipster is the epitome of comedy. Well, ive used hard language and said mean things, so I better go to my therapist...err, the gym. Ya wanker
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Showstopper,

It appears you've built this detestable, stereotypical Portland sports fan out of straw. I was going to offer some remedies--find another bar, order a cable package and watch from home but then you're a Boston sports fan and that explains pretty much everything. Claims to a more storied athletic past than everyone else around you? Check. Claims to more knowledge than all the sports illiterates around you? Check. Avoiding all the easy ways around your frustration for the sake of silly sports rage? Check.

By the way, why no love for The Bruins? They are the city's best franchise playing the best sport, IMHO.

I think if you really tried, you'd find the some of those bespectacled beardies know their sports. You'd also find a few with athletic backgrounds, too.

You work out? That's good cuz I do want to help. If all else fails and you truly need to burn off some steam, come check out the gym I own. I've got a decent cable package on the big screens. Some non-Blazer NBA channels.