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Goddamn Hufflepuffs. What idiots. Uh, anyway, this is either the best thing or the worst thing that has ever happened.

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Erik Henriksen

Erik Henriksen

With honor and distinction, Erik Henriksen served as the executive editor of the Portland Mercury from 2004 to 2020. He can now be found at henriksenactual.com.

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