HECKLEVISION—The Mercury and the Hollywood Theatre team up to present Hecklevision—a night that will forever change the way you watch movies! We'll be screening 1984's Swayze-tastic classic Red Dawn, but that's not all: Thanks to technology™, anyone with a cell phone can have their text messages instantly pop up on the bottom of the movie screen! Get ready for hilarious/smart/rabidly patriotic text commentary from Mercury writers, Blogtown commenters, and... YOU. EH
Hollywood Theatre, 4122 NE Sandy, 7:30 pm, $7

BURLESQUE—Already a Portland burlesque institution, the Rosehip Revue celebrates their second anniversary tonight with a fun, sexy lineup of seductive performers—including Angélique DeVil, Sophie Maltease, and "boylesque" trio Burlesquire! EH
Star Theater, 13 NW 6th, 9 pm, $13-15, 21+