Behold Shy'm, French R&B singer, at the NRJ Music Awards in what can only be described as a hairy, translucent corset:

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On the one hand, she is lovely in that "even in looks good in a burlap sack" kind of way. On the other hand, I'm convinced that her dressmaker made a mold of her torso with molten plastic, then had her roll around in a 40-year-old cat bed that has never been cleaned while it was still drying and tacky. She may never get out of without losing some skin, or worse. What say ye?