SyFy's TV movies are, without exception, terrible. We hold this truth to be self-evident. And yet? I love them for their earnestness, their laughable production values, and their willingness to use the most washed up actors and pop icons in the films' starring roles rather than... you know... starving unknown actors—who frankly I don't give two shits about.
That being said, via EW, introducing the cast of the upcoming SyFy movie, Bigfoot.

The network’s upcoming Bigfoot — which already stars the previously announced power team of Danny Bonaduce (The Partridge Family) and Barry Williams (The Brady Bunch) — is adding the following actors: Howard Hesseman (Head of the Class), Sherilyn Fenn (Twin Peaks), Andre Royo (The Wire), and rock legend Alice Cooper (School’s Out). Bruce Davidson is directing.

The story: When Bigfoot is discovered in South Dakota, two life-long rivals (Williams and Bonaduce) battle to capture the creature — one to exploit it and one to save it.