"This is an idea that we have been thinking about for a while," say the makers of these terrifying, biologically accurate leggings...

  • Black Milk Clothing

To which I say, "Oh, Jesus Christ, why??!!!" It's been done (related: my parents once took us to see Mr. Goodbody live, and he canceled the show because he was sick—can you believe that shit?), and it's also been re-done. Please, please, put some pants on, girl.