Here's the link. And remember those are just RSVPs—it does not mean you're guaranteed to get in. First come, first serve, homies.

Here's what Ned said about the fabulous little shindig we're throwing with PBR on Monday.

Who loves ya, service industry? Pabst Blue Ribbon and the Portland Mercury, that's who. We're throwing a service industry-appreciation party with music by the Thermals and Red Fang for everyone who's got an OLCC or Oregon Food Handlers' card. Plus dollar beers—and the whole thing's free! You've got to RSVP, though, so do it now. NED LANNAMANN

Go, go, go!