SIN—Who loves ya, service industry? Pabst Blue Ribbon and the Portland Mercury, that's who. We're throwing a service industry-appreciation party with music by the Thermals and Red Fang for everyone who's got an OLCC or Oregon Food Handlers' card. Plus dollar beers—and the whole thing's free! You've got to RSVP, though, so do it now. NL
Doug Fir, 830 E Burnside, 8 pm, FREE (RSVP required at

STAND-UP—Every Monday for a full decade, Kevin-Michael Moore has hosted a comedy open mic night at the Boiler Room. Tonight Moore celebrates his 10th anniversary with a handpicked lineup of Portland's best comedians—if you need a crash course in Portland's stand-up scene, look no further. AH
The Boiler Room, 228 NW Davis, 9 pm, FREE