Blogtown consulting detective Graham passed this icky tidbit along. Thanks, Graham. :(

TMZ is reporting that a Hulk Hogan sex tape has emerged, and is being shopped around the major porn distribution companies. (EEEEEEEESHHH.) Hogan is not denying it—in fact, he's saying he was "secretly filmed" and his lawyer is screaming, "We will take all necessary steps to enforce both civil and criminal liability.” From TMZ:

We've seen a portion of the grainy footage — featuring Hulk getting undressed and a naked, unidentified brunette lying on a bed. The woman is NOT his ex-wife Linda or his current wife Jennifer McDaniel.

In the clip, Hulk pulls his shirt off and brags to his companion, "I started to work out again." Hulk then runs his hands through his blonde hair like he always does.

The best part ... Hulk's thong-shaped tan line.

YEEESH!! (Quick! Where's the emergency "destroy the internet" button??)

Ohhh sweet mystery of life, at last Ive found theeee!
  • "Ohhh sweet mystery of life, at last I've found theeee!"