Following a two-week-long deluge of entitled children whining about the conclusion of Mass Effect 3, BioWare has decided to cave in to fan demand.

According to an announcement by company CEO Dr. Ray Muzyka, the BioWare team has been poring over the list of often-contradictory fan demands, and will be addressing all of these gripes with "a number of game content initiatives that will help answer the questions, providing more clarity for those seeking further closure to their journey."

If you were one of the people lending your voice to online petitions or baffling charity drives, congratulations, you bitched long and loud enough to set an incredibly stupid precedent for all future games creators. Apparently artistic vision, right or wrong, means nothing if the base of faceless consumers lining up to buy your product would prefer that things turn out differently.

Internet, I hate you.