Today in furniture sales for Fight Club fanatics: Author Chuck Palahniuk is letting go of the only remaining copy of the (rather horrible... yet distinctive) ying-yang coffee table from Edward Norton's character's apartment (the other two having been destroyed on camera). It's on sale for THREE FUCKING THOUSAND DOLLARS, however, it is being sold to raise money for the Pixie Project, which I adore (grabbing a couple drinks at the Spirit of 77 and then hitting the cattery is my idea of a perfect date), so I will allow it. Please forward this to any moneyed and ravenous Palahniuk/Fight Club fanatics you may know because cattery. Puppies. Kitties.

This video would have been somewhat less awkward if they'd put some puppies and kitties in it.