Have you been keeping up with the Hollywood Theatre's weekly screenings of Twin Peaks? No, you say? How about you let Alan Thicke catch you up on all things weird in the land of pie, backward-talking midgets, and black-as-night coffee. (He apparently also explains the appeal of Cop Rock, but you'll have to explore the Youtube for that gem). It's not the best quality, but it's pretty amazing nonetheless—like when Thicke asks, "What does it all mean?" Then groans, "Who cares." He's obviously a very avid "Peaker."

The second part is after the jump.