Oh, god... I don't know how to introduce this. OKAY! Meet it head on, I guess. Here is a video of Alicia Silverstone (Clueless, Batman & Robin) feeding her kid like a baby bird—which is to say, chewing up her food and spitting it into his mouth.

I feel bad about this. On the one hand, Clueless! (SO GOOD!) Spitting chewed food into a baby's mouth? (SO BAD!) But then again? Alicia as Batgirl? (SO BAD!) You need to do something SO GOOD, Alicia—and quick.