CONFLICT OF INTEREST ALERT: Here's an exclusive Savage U (my new show debuting tonight on MTV at 11 pm) teaser/clip/taste just for you...

Think of it as 18 and Not Pregnant—that's how I think of it. A show about what your life can be like if you manage to get through high school without making a baby. You can go to college! You can have sex, if you haven't already, with protection! And with an eye on your future! A future that an unplanned pregnancy would really screw up! And one day some obnoxious gay dude will show up on campus and answer your sex questions!