WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT CANADIAN SPORTSCENTRE (yes, that's the way they spell it up there) WAS SO MUCH MORE FREAKING AWESOME THAN AMERICAN SPORTSCENTER??!?!? Actually I have no basis for that last assertion, since I've never spent more than 47 seconds total with American SportsCenter. But I assume Canadian SportsCentre (I love that spelling!) is better because IT IS SO FREAKING AWESOME!!!??!!

Here's "the best" of Sportscentre commentators Jay Onrait and Dan O'Toole.