As Paul shared with us the other day, Google is developing a wearable replacement for your smart phone:

They're smart glasses that do internet searches, calendar reminders, texting, video chat, navigation and more.

However, are you sure you want these things? Remix artist Jonathan McIntosh reveals a dystopian Google Goggle future with his remake of the company's promotional video. (Hope you're wearing shoes, because your dreams are about to shatter.)