You can take a portable hot tub with you when you go camping—just like those old people in the Cialis commercial, but you know, they took two cast-iron bathtubs with them for their sexy time. I think we should get one for the Mercury conference room. We can commission an inflatable teabag so our hot tubbin' looks classy and British. Who wants to kick in a couple bucks for the Mercury Tempest in a Teacup Hot Tub?

H/T to RT (Who sent this to me after seeing me spill a sandwich all over myself.)