HEY! What are you doing Saturday night? Oh, really... that's uninteresting. How about this instead: You win a pair of tickets from ME to see comedian Theo Von at Helium! Who's Theo Von? You may recognize him from Last Comic Standing or as the host of Yahoo's TV recap show, Primetime in No Time... BUT! He's also the creator of the hilarious CrankTexts.com, in which he texts numbers at random and tries to convince the person they're friends. Here's Theo in action:

Pretty funny. So you want two tickets or not? EMAIL ME HERE by noon tomorrow (Friday), and put "CRANK ME" in the subject line. Oh, and don't forget to include your name. I'll let you know if you've won!