MAY DAY MAY DAY: Yep, it's the first of May. This means both local and national Occupy-fueled movements are rallying for numerous reasons. Check out the local schedule here.

Bearded Boss: The Ohio Amish leader guilty of cutting the beards and hair of his fellow community members (for shame) is a closet millionaire. It's the wood stoves!

Not Okay: Afghans rally against US forces that allegedly shot and killed three Afghan children during a battle with Taliban members.

Not to be Trusted: British heads deem Rupert Murdoch unfit to lead News Corp. And it's not just because he's old.

'Like' My Kidney: Now you can tell your Facebook friends when you donated an organ on your timeline. Because that's fun!

Pretty Please: Both Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich want Mitt Romney to make promises before they endorse him. Santorum wants Romney to look out for conservatives and Gingrich wants help repairing his reputation. Aw.

End All: Here's the FINAL aired debate between Portland's top mayoral candidates. If you don't know who you're voting for by now, go back to bed.

Trouble on the Tracks: A TriMet rail grinder blocks the MAX line by the Lloyd Center this morning, causing big ol' delays. Here's a spooky photo by Mercury contributor Ben Coleman.

Granny's Got Game: Here's the basketball team you forgot was your favorite.