VAYA CON DIOS, BRAH—Presented by the Mercury, Hollywood Theatre, and Deschutes Brewery, the awesome Hecklevision—where we play a movie, and your hilarious texts pop up on the bottom of the screen—has become a phenomenon. (Seriously. It was on NPR and shit.) Tonight, we proudly offer the Hecklevision to end all Hecklevisions: Hecklevision: Point Break, starring Keanu Reeves, Patrick Swayze, and YOU. EH
Hollywood Theatre, 4122 NE Sandy, 7:30 pm, $7

—Based on their music alone, you might be forgiven for assuming Red Fang is a band of scary dudes, but these musical descendents of Motörhead are a lot nicer than the punishing volume of their metal suggests. Case in point: Tonight they play to benefit the endangered art funding at Grant High School, which is downright sweet of them. MS
w/Lopez, Nether Regions, Hell's Parish; Hawthorne Theatre, 1507 SE 39th, 7:30 pm, $10-12, all ages