DRAG RACE—The glamorous star of Darcelle XV Showplace is leading her very own Pedalpalooza bike ride extravagantly called "Darcelle's Parade of Glitz, Glitter, and Comedy." If you're fabulous, join Portland's fave female impersonator on a whirlwind tour of downtown—rhinestones strongly encouraged. WSH
Darcelle XV Showplace, 208 NW 3rd, 5:30 pm (doors at 5 pm, if you want a drink), FREE

KROLL—You know him from Funny or Die videos where he plays the hilariously sexually conflicted Bobby Bottleservice, or from his role on The League, or maybe just as the familiar-looking dude who pops up in movies like I Love You, Man. Tonight Nick Kroll brings his stand-up and barrel o' characters to Helium for a three-night engagement. AH
Helium Comedy Club, 1510 SE 9th, Thurs 8 pm, Fri-Sat 7:30 & 10 pm, $15-27