Here's an I, Anonymous tip from your local restaurant worker.

As much as I appreciate your business...I wish that just once you would leave with the food you just consumed still in you. Or at the very least put forth a little more effort wiping the toilet down after you ram your fucking finger down your throat leaving your lunch behind.

OH. I thought she was talking about not forgetting my doggie bag. Anyway! Do you have a rant, confession, or stomach churning bit of advice for the general populace? Leave it behind at the I, Anonymous Blog—where we're happy to clean up after you.