... or at least have him read the audiobook. Following last month's teaser, here's another quick, great ad for Paul Thomas Anderson's The Master—featuring the first glimpse of Philip Seymour Hoffman as L. Ron Hubbard Totally Not L. Ron Hubbard. The only way this casting could be better is if they got Tom Cruise.

Whoa, weird. I just remembered Paul Thomas Anderson totally made a movie with Tom Cruise. I wonder if they're buddies. I hope so! But if they are I suspect The Master might make things just a tiny bit awkward :(