Here is a music video/trailer for the upcoming Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter flick as musically narrated by Linkin Park. It seems like the creators of this film are inexplicably trying to make me pre-hate their movie. I can only think of two rational explanations for this: 1) They thought it would be a cool idea for their film and soundtrack band to share a name (Note: Lincoln does not = Linkin), and 2) they are attempting some sort of reverse psychology on me. Maybe they want to make me hate it so much that I'll be intrigued enough to give it a chance? (A similar thing happened with my first wife.)
So. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Linkin Park. WHY??