KILLER McHANN—If your midweek is drooping, inject it with a burst of energy by catching Monkey Trick, Portland's own Jesus Lizard cover band. They'll add a fireball of raw Yow fury into your life, scouring your ears by way of the Jesus Lizard's unhinged catalog. NL
w/1-2 Buckle My Shoe; Bunk Bar, 1028 SE Water, 9 pm, $5

GO ALREADY—You haven't seen The Cabin in the Woods yet? OMG, what are you waiting for? Quick, before someone spoils it for you! Written by Joss Whedon and starring Thor, this is the best horror film in recent memory—it's funny and surprising and clever and mind-bendy. Now you can watch it with beer in hand! CF
See Movie Times