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The Supreme Court sticks it to the racists of Arizona, striking down three parts of their terrible immigration law. Carve out some time to celebrate!

Meanwhile, the Supreme Court's ruling over Obama's health care law is expected to come down on Thursday—so carve out some time in your schedule to possibly lose your shit.

The new president of Egypt has an uphill battle against the military who stripped much of his power, and cantankerous opponents from the opposing party. In other words a typical day for Obama.

Tropical storm Debbie stalls over Florida, meanwhile, college friend Karen and her stupid boyfriend have stalled in my guest room.

A Colorado wildfire has forced 11,000 people from their homes—Karen and boyfriend stay put.

In case you missed it over the weekend, now official child molester Jerry Sandusky is declared a super gross and evil child molester. He plans to appeal his new title.

Don't panic, Denis—but Jeopardy host Alex Trebek suffered a mild heart attack... but is expected to fully recover.

The Portland Timbers snap their losing streak whipping the tar out of Seattle, 2-1. Check out Merc Footy Correspondent Brian Gjurgevich's hot live blog action.

Now here's what's going on in your neck of the woods: Showers and perhaps a thunderstorm later today, but things are looking much sunnier starting tomorrow afternoon.

And finally, though I usually don't condone throwing bags of garbage into nature, I will ALLOW this person to throw a bag of garbage into a volcano lake. BECAUSE THE VOLCANO LOVES IT!