Travon Martin shooter George Zimmerman is scheduled to give his first ever TV interview tonight to Rachel Maddow, and HAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! I'm sorry... I just couldn't hold it. His first interview will actually go to Sean Hannity of FOX News. From EW:

Sean Hannity will air an exclusive hour-long interview with Zimmerman tonight at 9 p.m. (What, he didn’t choose to go on 60 Minutes?) The former neighborhood-watch volunteer is charged with second-degree murder in the case of the Florida teenager’s death.

Well, of COURSE he's going to choose FOX News—they supply people/shooters like Zimmerman with "fair, balanced" reporting... along with crying towels and shoulder rubs. (Poor, sweet baby.)