Perhaps you remember Honey Boo Boo Child (AKA "Alana") from TLC's child prostitution child beauty pageant competition Toddlers & Tiaras. She's the little hillbilly with the "go-go juice," the absolutely grating personality, and... I can't go on, watch her here. Well because of you, INTERNET, she's now got her own show (OF COURSE) debuting on TLC August 8th at 10 pm titled Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. Of course there's something grotesquely enticing about it all, and I'm sure I'll be dragged behind her newest meme train as well. SIGH!! I'm so predictable.

Anyway. Here's the trailer.